If I ever need a good laugh, I think I’ll just start going around telling people where I’m from. First there was the geographically challenged New Yorker. Today was a Californian who thinks time stopped in Kansas around the 1930s.
Californian: Where did you live before Hong Kong?
Me: Kansas.
Californian: How do long did you live there?
Me: My whole life.
Californian (with eyes wide): WOW, that’s amazing - you must really be used to living in a dust bowl. What’s it like to have all that dirt swirling around?
Clearly the Kansas Department of Tourism (yes, there is such a thing) has work to do.
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where is my cookbook ha ha sounds like fun love aunt lois
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